captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors


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kellyghost:

jennyatsdcc:

jennyatsdcc:

i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now

it has 3500 notes

guys no stop please

Holy shit hahaha


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