you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
Cleric: I’m out of healing spells
Paladin: I’m only at 3hp, guys.
Ranger: I’ve got skill points in Heal and Profession: Prostitution. Can I kiss it better?
Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again.