January 2012
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It's the FULLBLUTZET-KERKIN...on the telephone.
I’m dying. I’ve been laughing for at least five solid minutes now.
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I hate girly hormones. Earlier this evening, I wanted to cry over not having any cross-stitching floss. I swear, sometimes I just want to hit myself.
December 2011
loganmigliore replied to your post: Oh Mylanta! I just punctured my head with a stupid…
…wtf.
What?
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Oh Mylanta! I just punctured my head with a stupid nail, on the ceiling.
Happy New Years, too! I hope y’all’s year has been a good one.
I just spent the past 45 minutes looking at different cross-stitch designs I’m going to buy once I get paid. I am such an old lady.
Wanna be my old man?
vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied to your post: I keep looking at…
You look crazy enough as is, with long hair you just look borderline psychotic.
Then it’s settled. I’m going to keep it long.
vulcancan replied to your post: I keep looking at pictures of my long hair and…
You can look more tribal if you put feathers in short hair. I say keep it short.
I could also do that with my long hair. Besides, the longer my hair is the crazier it looks. I love it when it looks crazy.
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My mom’s creepy older guy friend just dropped by, with a gift basket. He had to have spent $50 at least, on all the crap that was in it. I’m convinced that he’s a creeper trying to snatch himself a younger widow.
I won’t have to worry though. My mom said if that happens, she’ll cut him off at the other knee.
loganmigliore replied to your post: I keep looking at pictures of my long hair and…
IT LOOKS GOOD BOTH WAYS YO.
Why thank you. c:
The longer hair is so handy though. It kept my ears warm in the winter.
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I keep looking at pictures of my long hair and regretting that hot June day, when I told the stylist to chop it all off.
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vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied…
Are you calling me fat?
Morbidly obese, actually.
vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied…
Chicken. Put them together and what have you got? Jerk chicken. Delicious.
You’re in rare form tonight.
“By my intimacy with nature I find myself withdrawn from man. My interest in the...”
– Henry David Thoreau (via littlefoxpaws)
vulcancan replied to your post: vulcancan replied to your post: My evening is…
Oh Basterds. As in Nazi killers.
Jerk.
vulcancan replied to your post: My evening is going to be filled with “Inglorious…
Bastards? As in fatherless children? What’s so inglorious about them?
The movie, smart one.
“When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via vulcancan)
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My evening is going to be filled with “Inglorious Basterds,” and knitting.
Watchitsfullofstars:
Seeing Equinoxes and Solstices from Space
starwake:
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My ex decided to show up Target today, because he saw my car in the parking lot. He also wore the shirt I gave him for Christmas, and had this look on this face that definitely spelled trouble.
He’s got a girlfriend. Why in the heck is he bugging me now?
517. You can't learn anything with your hands in...
rulesformyunbornson:
(via tim burke)
I have the pleasure to work yet another Christmas Eve. I don’t mind doing it though, becuase that means someone else doesn’t have to and can go spend time with his/her family.
